For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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