I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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