It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just want to make out with him forever
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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