I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
