I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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