I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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