: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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