belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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