my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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