So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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