Where are you?
In a non slutty way
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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