who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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