Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
how drunk are you?
Several
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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