How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
there is puke in my bra ... again
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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