this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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