i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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