Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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