What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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