Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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