Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
