On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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