Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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