yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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