Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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