found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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