this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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