woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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