Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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