I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
try to milk me bitch
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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