Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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