sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Your topless pictures make me question reality
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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