I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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