They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Houston, we have a blender
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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