Me too!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
