Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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