I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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