i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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