i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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