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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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