I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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