I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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