I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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