Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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