He is such a slut. More and more my type.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
organizing the empties. That sober.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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