it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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