Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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