your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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