I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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