Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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