it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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