I cockslap morals
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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