don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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