are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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